Here's a quick one

In the night of Alison's birthday about two weeks ago, we played Uno and the loser had to do a forfeit. Ting xuan was the loser. We got the idea of the forfeit out from Chick vs Dick, The Phone Challenge, whereby Tingx is given 10 random words from us and she will have to call a friend and include those words into the conversation without getting caught. It was really fun actually, furthermore she is an outspoken girl which adds lots of points to the situation. AHAHAHA.
I got the video of her but it's dark and you can't really hear her talking. So i've decided not to upload it.

1. Humongous
2. Eyebrows
3. Virgin
4. Pissed
5. KNN
6. Blowjob
7. Sexy
8. Gravity
9. Sunburnt
10. Urinating

Here's a cut-off version of her conversation with Kok Jin who was completely clueless of what she is saying, but I couldn't figure out what he was saying though.

"When I'm sitting down and look in the mirror right, you know what or not, you know I got this humongous eyebrows that is super virgin lah wahlao! Hahahah bloody hell! Damn ugly leh, and I feel damn pissed about it la, KNN. You know when people grow up right, then you confirm will hahahaha blowjob right!? "

Actually, I think he only understood the part when she said blowjob.

Kok Jin: "What the fuck."

"Hahahaha nothing lah!"

This is my favourite.

"You know sexy womans, those woman damn sexy, no matter how sexy they are, gravity would pull them down and everything would sag one day."

"And then they would have sunburnt you know. (He says something) Errr ya, drinking beer now uh damn high. (Said something again) Nothing!! We end conversation already uh. (Said something again) Eh kok jin. Kok jin! Kok jin..!!! One more sentence please. (Nononono) One more one more! You know when I urinating I get damn pissed eh. *YES! YES! YES!* OK BYEBYE. "



AHAHAHAHAAH, hilarious!! And pretty impressive for an on the spot thought! Although some didn't made sense.. The ones in quotes copyrighted of Ting xuan's ahahaha.
Originally I wanted to just post the quote but I'm afraid people might get the wrong idea of Tingx uh....

Hahaha, now time for ss...

Luvukue.

Many things happened today. I won't mention a few though.

1) I'm so damn tired.
2) I never knew dancing ballet could be this exhausting.
3) Ok my eft eye is now swollen.
4) Chinese dance was awkward yet amusing today for the first one hour because me and sofya was the only ones in the room learning ballet, we didn't register the movements because it was so damn complicating. Especially the part when we were practicing a set of moves which we kept repeating and she just sat down and watched us. Awkward.
5) I used to think that extensions looked fake and unnatural.
7) Now I think it's cool because Joanna Abigail Eva changed my mindset because they did extensions today. It was kinda a last minute decision by Joanna and she did it because she looked good with red highlights mae of extensions and we encouraged her to. YESZAR! (Y)
8) I have a feeling that I would wake up late for school tomorrow.
9) I bet you noticed that I left out point 6. But I bet you didn't notice that I deliberately left it out. Ok lame loser lame loser lame lame
10) I'm think I believe LAFS. But I don't know....... Missed that feeling.
11) I just turned around and saw my face in the mirror. I looked like I had just walked right out from a boxing ring. My swollen part somehow looked like a black eye. Maybe it's my eyebags.........
12) I need a random picture to brighten up my dull blog.

Ok bye bye!

My today and tomorrows

I've officially joined a new club - the 5x club. Had been eating at inappropriate times of the day of the past few weeks and furthermore, i'm not doing anything to get rid of it, but instead i just sleep more......

So the clean and green competition is done and over. Jazreel and Albertus were placed 3rd and 4th respectively and I must say that they did an excellent job. They were on their own, and other schools had heavy support. Especially for the online voting. The girl from Dunman High won the title, which was quite unexpected because another girl performed much better. But a little too over-confident. My sister says that her school wins these kind of competitions most of the time because they would set up laptops in the canteens and approach any student there to vote on the spot. Bds should really try that tactic. Sly, but so? Similarly for the live audience support too. Besides the four of us, I don't see any other supporters so the numbers were pale in comparison to the rest of the schools. Not all, but most. Didn't matter though, we managed to raise our voices to their standard, with a banner stating 'Go Jazreel!' above our heads. Four girls, concentrated screams from the left and not to mention, not the only green, but the only banner around, stares were undeniably inevitable. But who cares? :) Headed to the backstage to wait for Jazreel, and the moment I saw her I thought that her tears would start a breakout but nooooooo, she didn't! Before that, we were silently proclaiming our relief and punching our fists in the air when the moment "Si........" was heard when the second merit award was announced. Most of the placings were tellied with the votes -.- so getting third was good already! But of course we really hoped that she would get 2nd or possibly won the title.

There is the fashion show too, cool. Well to me it is. But I dont know how it was like to people who watch victoria's secret and other shows with professional models and a runway.
But if the models were looking hot, I'd say that Jazreel was on fire. HAHAHAHA WOOHOO! She looks so damn fine with the bird nest hair of hers. So proud of my husband man! (winksssss)

Anyway during school, had some trouble. But thankfully Mrs Liau has a big heart and there are 2 other awesome people there to solve the situation. HEEHEE.
Bridging programmes are like yawns. I didn't think that I had absorbed anything because I don't have the mind for studying. We should at least have some time-off for now because we got to endure an upcoming year of mugging!!!!! Ah stress. Damn you. To top it off, floorball on tues and thurs and chinese dance on wed and fri. Been unfaithful to floorball and I feel bad about it though. But chinese dance is gonna get out of the way soon hurray! I must have said that a gazillion times before but I really hope that this is it.

Money. Root of all evil and to misery. Today, I used it to buy fats at MacDonalds. So not worth it. Evil. Was the reason why we went home after that, but, oh well. I should get used to times like this. I cannot afford to owe the bank or even worst, loanshark any money in the future because I'm already suffocating here owing my mum like $$$$ and I wouldn't know what to say if she asks for it. It sucks to have this popping out on my mind consistently when I'm about to buy something. Spending it or not, I would at least get something. Misery.

Dark eye circles slowly spreading out below my eyes like dark clouds gearing up for a thunderstorm and it is seriously going to happen if it worsens because I would really cry. Shucks. Need more earlier and lazy sleeps in the nights to come. This is an SOS.

So damn wordy but i'm lazy to get it summarized ahahahahaa. In contrary to that, i'm gonna get down to doing the summary homework on Neandertals.
Peace-out.

Ok, my fringe is not that short or bad......
And i dont think i should feel irritated already, yay! :D

Letting off again

Tuition. Officially nailed indices yeahhhhhh. Subway alone. Home.
Thanks sis, you know why i'm thanking u for :)

Like seriously, who are you to find me out? Besides i dont give a shit about your business. I thought i was being selfish here but i'm glad that i'm not the only one with the same point of view. So it's not me. Even though you are busy and you need help, and yada yada, but hey i'm busy too. But now it became my responsibility? I've already made it clear that i do not know how but yet you still insisted me on helping you. And i said i'll try, not that i will. But now it's too late to turn back argh.
In the first place, i was not given a chance to reject you. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Anyway why the hell did you even thought of this when you have absolutely no idea on how to do it? And now you ask me for help.

Tmrw's sunday, so i'm gonna be two-faced again. Argh.

JUST NEW

Not only a smelly hair..........


But very long bangs too.
Covering my eyes if i don't push it aside.
So i decided to cut it.

BUT HALFWAY I THOUGHT I SAW A FLEA ON MY FRINGE. Ok just kidding.
BUT I JUST BLINDLY CUT THAT PART
AND LOOKED INTO A MIRROR



















HOLY SHIT!!!

SO IT'S LIKE THIS NOW.

OMG......

BAD HAIR DAY TODAY.

Ffff ff ff ffffffffffffffff k

My hair reeks of coffee mixed with some other pungent smell.
It's been giving me a headache for the whole day. Like, a direct effect on it.
~!@#$%^&*

I would never use a homemade dye again.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL.

I need more sleep......

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOANNALOLOLO :)
LOVE YA! (4TH NOV)


Sequence of my day today.

6.45 am Woke up.
7.30 am At the bus stop with cybe as usual. Miss the bloody bus 24. Luckily there was another one behind by a few minutes. But still, damn.
8.00 am Sat on my seat
8.05am Chemistry - Slacked..... which i'm not supposed to.
9.05 am Recess - No food!!!
9.30am English - Almost late for class, and yet another composition to be done.
10.30am Physics - Didn't paid attention and finished my 90cents tomato twisties from Sheng Siong.
11.30am D&T - Wasn't that bad, air-con room and at least doing something that doesn't require writing or hearing a lullaby. IronCad on computer. But what sucks was that, it was extended for one hour and a half, so have to rush off for dance after that.

2.05pm Bus stop, and caught Yu Ting who was gonna be late for chinese dance because she had remedial and she has to buy something. Witnessed her getting bullied by her friends which is so damn funny hahahaha. She deserves it, bleah!
2.25pm The bloody bus 45 finally arrived.
2.35pm Train, entertained myself while the rest emo. Yu Ting decided to follow us since Mrs LDM was on the train too. Hehe.

Jazreel helped me to get pratas for lunch. Thanks yous my dear :)

2.55pm Ate a prata on the walk to DES. I didn't touched my curry and the other lonely prata at all. Threw it away because it was cold, the prata would probably be soggy and the curry could be diluted :( so I stole a few bites from Yu Ting's instant $4.50 japanese meal from Cold Storage, which tastes pretty good. Yum yum!

3.10pm Reached DES. Changed.

I dont think I'll write a timeline for this because I was too tired to notice it. Contemporary in a small space, and ballet which I seriously suck at it..... Posture, feet, hands, expression, movement all fail. I'm a copycat.
I'm not going for dance this friday because I figured that i'm so tired that my fats would burn out completely and my bones would vanish into thin air even with just a stretch of my thighs.

Number of practices shortened. A big yay to it. YAY.
It's not compulsory for the Sec Threes to go to the dance practices in December, which would be taught by shi ji lao shi who makes me feel pressurized and demoralised most of the time. So, YAY.

6.45pm - Dismissed.
7.25pm - Left the place. Alison was the only kind soul who nursed me for awhile. Hehe. The rest were either plain oblivious or pure evil. Soon after Jo told us about her encounter with Faizal, a contestant from Singapore Idol, it got me singing to the song 'You, doing that thing you do~' which he sang last week which made me agree with Ken Lim - There are many other better covers out there. But oh well, at least he enjoyed himself on stage and I like it. And so, it led us to holding a live sing-dancing in the streets, on the roads. Alison&Clara Ft. Eva and Jojo.

Around 8pm - Pastamania. Had dinner at home and wanted to save money too, so i didnt order anything. I personally felt that the company was enjoyable. Very. And I was being a retard again. I like. I think they had noticed it but didnt mentioned it, that my face would flush red each time I laughed too hard or did something stupid. I don't like it!!!!
Yu Ting that bugger claimed that she had something to tell me, but she spitted ice at me instead. I have to say this, so fuck!! Disgusting girl. Haven't she learnt from the chicken incident!?!
And surprised Joanna with a little cake and sang her a song, even though it wasn't a big thing, but we sure hope that she liked it! And i didnt knew about the plan till the last minute!!
But iLove it.

8.50pm - Left the Pmania. We followed Jazreel to buy some stuff. Being officially a full-day retard k. Acting angry, but fail. But you know what i'm going to say..... I like it.

9.10pm - Entered into mrt station.
9.20pm - Board Train.

It was fast. Zooooooooooooooom zoom~ KEMBANGAN. "Teng teng......" And bye bye!

9.35pm - Home sweet home. Dinner.

Ok this is rather tedious, so i'm going to stop now. Wah Mrs Kow's homework...... Shit. Tired already, but even a snail knows that we must get it done by hook or by crook because it's MRS KOW'S WORK.
I'll find a way........
But i'm tired now. Extremely. So...... I think i should rest my body first. Inline floorball tmrw.
WWOOHOOOOO!

A pact for life

Never felt like this in a long time, or maybe, it was the first time. Though short-lived, it's gonna play forever on repeat in my memory.
In moments like this.
My happy bubble burst when i'm back home. Looks like I'll have to convert my status back to a realist to toughen myself up. But nevertheless, :)

Evrything would be back to square, eventually.

ALISON TANSON.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALISON! :)

XOXO U KNOW I LOVE U.